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emilioestevez: story time so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:38:29 -0400

story time

so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.

mushroomomens: nihilisticc: So my parents just found out about...

Sat, 18 May 2013 02:00:19 -0400

mushroomomens:

nihilisticc:

So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.

There is this little shit in my town that got sold Basil with sugar thrown on top of it to look like trichomes, and he bought it. He was forever called Basil.

pimposaur: In 2007, the seniors at my high school spray painted...

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:46:08 -0400

pimposaur:

In 2007, the seniors at my high school spray painted this on the roof of one of the buildings at school for a senior prank. It was only discovered a year later after a news reporter in a helicopter spotted it and reported it to the school.

kaleidoscopelizard: stupid yoked

Mon, 13 May 2013 22:07:42 -0400

kaleidoscopelizard:

stupid yoked

zenful-mysteries: super-wolves: google street view is the best, example: O

Mon, 13 May 2013 21:50:07 -0400

zenful-mysteries:

super-wolves:

google street view is the best, example:

O

plasticseeds: zenful-mysteries: Someone needs an attitude...

Mon, 13 May 2013 21:48:27 -0400

plasticseeds:

zenful-mysteries:

Someone needs an attitude check

LOL

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Mon, 13 May 2013 02:24:02 -0400

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Mon, 13 May 2013 01:01:47 -0400

gayzio: tatterdemalionvulpine: gayzio: In Canada, you don’t say ‘I love you’. You say ‘EH EH...

Mon, 13 May 2013 00:44:22 -0400

gayzio:

tatterdemalionvulpine:

gayzio:

In Canada, you don’t say ‘I love you’. You say ‘EH EH MAPLE LEAF QUEEN HAM BACON MOOSE ANTLER EH’ which roughly translates into ‘I’ll give you my snow shovel.’ I think that’s beautiful.

“HOCKEY HOCKEY MAPLE LEAF PUCK.”

what the fuck did you just say about my mom

gallifreyan-wings: BEST.REACTION.GIF.EVER

Sat, 11 May 2013 00:49:29 -0400

gallifreyan-wings:

BEST.REACTION.GIF.EVER

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Sat, 11 May 2013 00:46:51 -0400

neurocyte:

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prince-not-as-charming: goldenclitoris: is that butter no...

Sat, 11 May 2013 00:41:13 -0400

prince-not-as-charming:

goldenclitoris:

is that butter

no it’s stonehenge

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Sat, 11 May 2013 00:33:36 -0400

iamwizz: The year is 2060. iPhone 842 is released. The screen touches you

Sat, 11 May 2013 00:28:45 -0400

iamwizz:

The year is 2060. iPhone 842 is released. The screen touches you

child-of-clay: im-electric-sympathy: i made sum pancakes oh...

Sat, 11 May 2013 00:09:40 -0400

child-of-clay:

im-electric-sympathy:

i made sum pancakes

oh my god are you shitting me

psychedelic-psychiatrist: pls

Sat, 11 May 2013 00:08:26 -0400

psychedelic-psychiatrist:

pls

vagisodium: one time me and my friends were really high waiting at a stop sign and after like ten...

Sat, 11 May 2013 00:08:02 -0400

vagisodium:

one time me and my friends were really high waiting at a stop sign and after like ten minutes he turns to me and he’s like “this is the longest stop sign ever”

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Fri, 10 May 2013 23:06:39 -0400

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Tue, 07 May 2013 04:32:22 -0400

mildly-intoxicated: my favourite picture on tumblr ever

Tue, 07 May 2013 04:31:49 -0400

mildly-intoxicated:

my favourite picture on tumblr ever